July 8, 2004

SmartKlamp for, excuse me?? Automatic Circumcisions??

smartklamp.jpgWHOA. If you're on the fence about circumcising any boys about to be born in your vicinity, Gizmodo's got a review of a penis clamp that just might make your mind up for you.

My wilfully uneducated guess is, the thing works like a Diaper Genie, but I don't want to know. If you do, visit Fiddish for more discussion or the SmartKlamp site for many explanatory photographs.

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Is this for home use? Or is this for mohels?

But what I really want to know is what the instructions look like. If it's anything like the usual toy assembly guide, I hate to find out which step is missing.

One last question: How to you practice before using the thing on a real kid?

Dude, we can't even cut the kids' FINGERNAILS.

But seriously, I'm sure it's for pros, who practice on a greenbean or a twizzler or something. Like with haircuts, I bet you could get a discount, though, if you get it doen at the mohel academy.

Oh, I took a look at the actual SmartKlamp site and all my questions were answered. Doctors only.

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