...in the museum may be an art critic. He's loud, but generally harmless
...in the art gallery is probably the owner. No 10% discount for you. [via galleryhopper]
If you're gonna take the kid to see art--and I heartily encourage you to do so--don't let them touch it; and for heaven's sake, don't dump your kid's toybox on the floor, kick off your shoes, and plop down in the middle of the gallery to play.
Related: Bugaboo - The Official Stroller of the NY Art World
Chelsea Galleries changing tables info
Harmlessness is overrated. ;-)